It’s been a wild ride ever since I disappeared and lost my memory. Dmitrious had to fill me in on everything that went down, but a lot of it is still foggy for me. I still can’t shake the feeling that something is off. For instance, there’s been a song in my head all morning and I can’t figure out where it came from. If I were to attempt to write out the tune it would sound something like this:
“Dun dun dunny dun ti–tip–tss
badip doo–doop ka karaoke ginny winny
faloop woop dooly ba doop (woo)
Hera era stop polluting every terra kerzam!”
It was bugging me so much that I decided I needed to record it to get it completely out of my system. Well guess what, I did record it and it sounded really, really good! I’m talking radio hit status. Sold out show and I’m the headliner. Real and raw. A grand musical achievement. I could go on all day about how awesome it was, but what was really astounding is what came next. It was the strangest thing! As I was trying to close out of my recording software, my finger slipped, accidentally playing my audio track in reverse…
Uh… well that was weird. Who was that even? The person behind that message seemed desperate and scared. Wait, did they say that somebody was after them? And what was that part about them coming after me next? Could that really happen? Nah, who am I kidding, that’s impossible! I made up this song today randomly. There’s no way that, that could be true! Right?…. Right?
*Phew* Well, I guess that settles that! I knew I had absolutely nothing to worry about! My mind can get kind of crazy sometimes, so I’m glad Dmitrious is there to keep me in line. Dmitrious and I have this new philosophy that we now live by:
“Out with the bad vibes and in with the good times!”
Nothing but good times ahead for me, Dairy.
Your best friend, Alex!