So today my brother, Dmitrious and I launched a website together. It feels awesome! And technology is so crazy these days! I mean, I can just flip open my griddle box, fire up something called “the Internet,” and then began to enter a jumble of net slang that all together makes up our internet ID cards. How cool is that!?
But you know something, Diary?—Oh, wait, how silly of me to go on yammering without even bothering to introduce myself. Hello there, Diary. My name is Alex. Sometimes I go by Cornelius though, but that’s a different story for another time. The website though, it’s for the circus, comedy, acrobatics performance duo that my brother and I both created together. I know, I know, you’re thinking, “oh really, circus?” but we’re really serious about it! Gonna do the whole making people laugh while traveling across the world thing, although, sometimes I’m not exactly sure whether or not traveling across the world actually means winding up dead in a Motel 6 somewhere in Louisiana.
It’s funny to think about how we both just ran away and joined the circus. I mean, that’s the sort of thing people always wish they could do, right? Well, Diary. I’m not exactly sure why I have begun to open up to you like this, but maybe it has something to do with my fear of living with regrets of my own. Because if I don’t follow my dreams here and now then—*thud* *thud* *thud*—wait, I think I hear Dmitrious coming—
—I’ll just end by saying that I’m super excited about this website.
Your best friend, Alex.